THE APOCALYPSE
PUFFER JACKET
$1,000,000
Designed for the end of the world, but also brunch.
Engineered with zero practicality and infinite presence.
Co-conceived with AI and finished by humans who definitely should've known better.
Includes:
- 1 jacket
- 0 compromises
- A lifetime of questions
- A story no one will believe without a link
Ships in a crate with its own oxygen mask.
All sales final.
Obviously.